Today the Democrat and Republican parties decided to follow the lead of their corporate masters by merging. Leaders of both parties feel that what's good for AOL/Time-Warner is good for the country as well. George W. Bush and Al Gore will flip a coin to decide who runs for president. The one who looses the coin-toss will run as vice-president on the ticket. In deference to each other the candidates will legally merge their names to: Gush and Bore. The Gush and Bore ticket will then run under the new party banner whose name is still under negotiation. The name of the new corporation (oops, I mean, political party) will be the "Democans" or the "Republicats".

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K. Nolan
New Jersey
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